Trannies on Parade

I drew this on the back of an envelope (it is a bill, unopened). The title is "Trannies on Parade." As you can see, I am not an illustrator. If you asked me the impetus for this insult to art in ink which was cobbled up in mere seconds, I would have to answer that trannies of all shape and sort fascinate me. They are interesting and compelling for various reasons that shall not be catalogued here.


These are stick-figure trannies with no clothes (save a hat on one of them), noticeable deformations, and no variegation save penis size/shape and the fact that one is prostrate (and one is wearing a hat). Two are pissing/cumming, their bodily fluids seemingly defying laws of gravity and physics and who knows what else.

To some, this may be tasteless, even offensive. I'm fairly positive most will never see this, but fuck you all just in case. You are the most joyless, humorless people in existence, and you make the world a horrifying place to live in. You'd rather sit on your ass and choose to be offended by what other people do instead of taking one minute to create something beautiful, and that is what makes you sad, empty, boring, and annoying.

To everyone else:

The opening bid on this piece is a bottle of low-end brandy. I like Christian Brothers. I think you can get 750ml for less than $10 these days. However, I'll gladly give it to you if you promise to frame it and hang it in your living room for all to see.