Encyclopedia Pornographica and Berenstain Bears

i always meet the prettiest girls in the shittiest bars
buy her a drink, show her my scars,
we drive to her place in a broken down car,
in minutes we’re drinking more and taking score,
i tell her that i used to masturbate into my older brother’s
girlfriend’s panties,
she says, my older brother’s a tranny,
i tell her that my hole ridden socks become cum rags,
she says, i used to pose in porn mags,
i tell her i lost my virginity to a fat tijuana prostitute,
she says, i can shove a coke bottle in my coot,
i tell her that i’m a premature ejaculator,
she says, see ya later!

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