Dirty Poetry.

EAT A BAG OF SHIT




Dear heckler,

one day I was

sitting on the bus

& I met your moms & your

moms moms & I moved to sit

closer & they smelt of manjuice & womanjuice & so I ever-so-gently put it to them

that I have a passion-pit of my own if they’d like to come over & listen to records

& drink gin from my asshole.

Not reluctant, they nodded yes,



&



when we got to my place,

I put on that Frampton song that goes



“Ooooh baby I luv yer waaay.”



& we started talking, & your moms said that her son

is the biggest fucking loser this side of the

prime meridian

who has to pay fat girls just to get to second base

& jerks off into his dirty socks.



You sick, depraved fucker.



Your moms moms is dying of embarrassment

she doesn’t make you cookies anymore because

she’s afraid to spit now that she has dentures.



Feisty, the old lady couldn’t wait

& used her fake chompers to open the gin

they came out in the process, but it was a laugh



& your moms pulled down my pants &

commenced to sucking my cock & fondling my nuts

she kept saying that she hadn’t tasted jizm since

your daddy promised he’d tell her when



& he lied, of course



(She was excited)



& she wished that that jizm contained the sperm that was you.



Dear heckler,

your moms moms made me pull my knees to my chest

& ate out my asshole & gummed my nuts

& then she poured a shot of gin into

my asshole.

It was cold & tingly & some of it ran down my crack

but she drank it all & licked it clean.



So basically,

your whole maternal lineage is comprised of sluts.



Eat a bag of shit.



*Dedicated to the late, great Sam Kinison.

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“How Academics Fuck”




Academics are turned on by academic things.

My friend Adam Strange

Said that they are

Not

Turned on by alchemy or gods in gaps

(only drunk pseudo-intellectuals are)

But he added that they enjoy socialism and criticizing

Revisionist histories.

One time I crafted my own vision.

I wouldn’t call it re-vision, but it was different than

What

The

Books

Say.



In my vision,

Señor Raygun was a staunch liberal who said and did all

Those crazy conservative things because

He wanted the

World

To see how insane the neo-cons are.



The Academics, of course, disagree.



So do I.



I was just having some fun.



Academics, well, they fuck for fun.



They are very studious and wear formal things,



But in the bedroom, they are animals.

Sucking cock, eating pussy, analingus,

No rubbers.

Cum on bellies,

Cum on backs,



Reverse cowgirl, doggie style,



FUCK.



They say that ts elliot and ezra pound are impenetrable fascists.

They’re for speech codes and against on-campus

Military recruitment

Good good liberal types

Trangressive behind closed doors,

Sensitive to feelings in the open

And I support transgression, and I support free speech,

In the open.

Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.



When Academics fuck

People listen (credibility)

And follow suit

Fucking in emulation

Intellectual masturbation

For a monkey see-monkey fuck-in-same

Nation.